I'm glad I dont have to lie in the mud and watch planes full of happy travellers drinking coca cola flying overhead at night during basic training. I think of this during boring but physically comfortable meetings. I agree with that no drunk or stoned thing. I'm glad I don't have to dress Bratz dolls in their miniskirts with my big man fingers, now that my daughter is a teenager. It left me feeling ambiguous about my masulinity in a couple of ways. Should I play with dolls? Should I be turned on? Do you know they had black lace underwear? Why?