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thenewgreen  ·  4317 days ago  ·  link  ·    ·  parent  ·  post: What do you do for fun? For play?

I dare you to ask sounds_sound how many push-ups his roommate can do.





joelg236  ·  4316 days ago  ·  link  ·  

sounds_sound, how many push ups can your roommate do?

sounds_sound  ·  4315 days ago  ·  link  ·  

2 days later and I still don't have a witty reply to this. I even searched online for push-up jokes. Damn. I feel so inferior right this instant. Good thing I'm wicked at squash, otherwise I might dwell on it. Hey joelg236, I double dare you to ask thenewgreen how many ways he can use the word 'meow' in a sentence.

thenewgreen  ·  4314 days ago  ·  link  ·  

Then ask sounds_sound if he ever waited tables commando with just his apron covering his dong.

What I wouldn't give for their minestrone and some bread right meow.

joelg236  ·  4314 days ago  ·  link  ·  

Ahh. Okay. sounds_sound have you ever waited tables commando with just your apron covering your dong? And only one meow? That's dissapointing.

sounds_sound  ·  4314 days ago  ·  link  ·  

Never did the dong. But once, and I shouldn't be telling you OR thenewgreen this, I rubbed my balls on a sundae spoon (the peer pressure was unbearable). Then, I put it in someone's hot fudge. Before everyone starts hating me, when I went to serve it, I set it on the table and INSTANTLY took it away. Just couldn't do it. I mean what did that little asian girl ever do to me?? Even I'm not THAT messed up. I ended up eating the sundae myself - like I was licking my own sweet nutsack.

Careful where you eat out people!

thenewgreen  ·  4314 days ago  ·  link  ·  

I thought I knew you?

sounds_sound  ·  4314 days ago  ·  link  ·  

You think you know. But you have no idea.

thenewgreen  ·  4314 days ago  ·  link  ·  

You should talk about your spoon tainting for the podcast on "fun".

joelg236  ·  4314 days ago  ·  link  ·  

Oh. Oh boy.