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joelg236 · 4318 days ago · link · · parent · post: What do you do for fun? For play?

Ahh. Okay. sounds_sound have you ever waited tables commando with just your apron covering your dong? And only one meow? That's dissapointing.

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sounds_sound · 4318 days ago · link ·

Never did the dong. But once, and I shouldn't be telling you OR thenewgreen this, I rubbed my balls on a sundae spoon (the peer pressure was unbearable). Then, I put it in someone's hot fudge. Before everyone starts hating me, when I went to serve it, I set it on the table and INSTANTLY took it away. Just couldn't do it. I mean what did that little asian girl ever do to me?? Even I'm not THAT messed up. I ended up eating the sundae myself - like I was licking my own sweet nutsack.

Careful where you eat out people!

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