. . . despite the mounds of evidence that they clearly do. It was fun for the first paragraph or so, but the further I went with my joke conspiracy theory, the more and more it sounded like actual denialist conspiracy theories on the internet.
So I deleted it, but there’s still a rotten taste in my mouth from the experience.
And now I’m gonna go about my day, wondering about people, and just, I dunno. What the fuck is wrong with everyone?
Do you remember the days when you bought mets from the grocery store, you still had to actually cook them? But now they have microwave ready mets. How does that make you feel? Are you old enough to remember looking up old newspapers on microfilm? Did you ever? Are you ever nostalgic for the opportunity to do it again and kind of hate the whole digital archives, despite how they’re much more convenient? I know Europe and Asia have tons of baseball leagues. Does Russia?
Sorry. Blame my midwest regional terms. Mets are like, you know, bratwurst and hot dogs and stuff. I mean here, they thick like Bratwurst but they’re not bratwurst, tend to be 100% beef, very little if any spices. They’re dense. They’re greasy. They’re delicious. You can dress one up on a bun like a Reuben sandwich and you’re in junk food heaven. You should, if ever given the chance, play with microfilm. It’s so much fun in ways I can’t describe. Either way though, you guys put your newspapers to good use. We tended to use them, along with other things, as firestarters. You had me look up "mets". Best I got was the baseball team. Help me out here.
Definitely had both stroganoff and peroggis. Thought both were like, polish or something. I love both though, they’re great comfort food in the winter, which is probably no coincidence. Made me look up packzis, cause I swore those were polish donuts. They are. Which is fine, cause I love those too.
PIerogi are pretty much pan-slavic, so regional differences account for a lot. Pączki are Polish donuts, but... In this video, a part-Polish Swede makes what's as close to Platonic ideal as I've seen, whose speech sometimes goes this way: Place of origin is near-meaningless at this point. EDIT: He's not Black. I must have somehow confused chefs but not the video? EDIT2: It's not that video/doughnut, but the recipe is pretty damn legit, even if the final product changes. Polish doughnuts are filled with sweet fruit jams (seen everything from strawberry through dog rose to pineapple) and covered in thick glaze based on powdered sugar. Investigation inconclusive.
In my part of the states, Detroit, Michigan, we have a lot of people of Polish descent, and paczki are available only once per year, on the day before lent (generally referred to as “paczki day” around here) and any place that makes one that you’d want to eat usually requires a pre-order. They differ from more traditional donuts in that they’re denser (I think that comes from lard instead of butter), and they’re always filled. No exceptions. Lemon, raspberry and custard are the most common fillings, but you see others here and there. Anyway, just curious if this is anything like the situation in Poland or if this is just a veneration of a thing that’s more everyday in the mother country. Nostalgia is a hell of a drug. Rest that foot up. I’ve broken a number of bones in my life but never the foot. It’s supposed to be one of the worst.
Oh, it's absolutely a thing here, called Tłusty Czwartek (Fat Thursday, same thing though). All have a jam/custard/cream filling, yes. Every bakery has their own way of making them, so it's hard to generalize beyond glazed/powdered and how much filling went in. For filling, strawberry and raspberry are popular, dog rose is decently common (and my favourite). The weirdest I ever had was with smoked plum jelly, and although I found them revolting (despite liking powidła), they have their fans too. It's not too hard to find others though, from kiwi to caramel pudding, but not all bakeries bother. Some make, say, 50 of 20 flavours each, while others will bank on a sure thing, like strawberries. And thanks. I only broke a finger before, so don't have much reference, but it's definitely an annoying injury.
It's the name from the box, but I'd guess the first one had plums smoked/dried in a smoker before they went into jelly? Kinda like how some people w̶a̶s̶t̶e̶ ̶g̶r̶a̶p̶e̶s̶ produce artesian wines from processed raisins? My focus went to 'revolting' bit -- powidla can be friggin delicious in everything from meat gravy to porridge, but when you get a smoky-spicy-bitter mix instead of expected sweet…
That's been mentioned here before...jellified meat broth
I'm not calling you out, it's just weird and I like sharing it. I can see how ground meat in jellied stock became a dish - concentrated stock will cool into jelly all on it's own, mix some of the meat back in and make it pretty, there you go. But the old Jello™ recipes happened because marketing needed to move more Jello™ and so Jello™ could now be part of every dish at every meal. Who wants a slice of cold kidney beans quivering at you during supper:
Have you or kleinbl00 or ThurberMingus ever had souse? It’s basically gelatanized, uh . . . lesser desired pig bits, as a sandwich filling. It sounds terrible, but it goes great on rye with mustard, but eaten sparingly. It’s delicious, but overwhelming, so a little goes a long way.
Never had souse. My Dad's family used to slaughter hogs every year and they would toss the head in a giant pot with whatever else was left after butchering the cuts for smoking, lard, and sausage. The start of the process is the same as souse, except that at the end enough cornmeal is added to prevent it from becoming aspic. Then after it's cooled and set, instead of eating it cold, it was sliced, fried, and eaten for breakfast. It's usually called scrapple, but they called it panhaus I think.