You need to read it in the Cookie Monster voice. It's that metal. Then you can run it through the decoder ring. http://www.fox13news.com/news/local-news/florida-death-metal-guitarist-broke-into-a-stranger-s-house-as-his-own-home-burns-deputies-say Long story short, dude was being metal (frying out of his mind), did something metal (set his house on fire), reacted in a truly metal way (ran a half mile across a golf course and barged into a stranger's house) and then was too metal for society (hid and brandished a weapon when the cops showed up). Meanwhile his house went down metal (burned uncontrollably because of the excess ammunition and flamethrowers). The resulting metal apocalypse was so metal that it reverted news reports to a primal metal level where nobody even had time to go "but of course Florida."
