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kleinbl00  ·  2295 days ago  ·  link  ·    ·  parent  ·  post: Random opinions about alcohol

Define "piss-beer" because I tend towards lagers and pilsners and the "I want a 300-calorie IPA" crowd tends to look down on my "it was good enough for five generations of Americans and countless generations of Germans and Austrians" beer.





am_Unition  ·  2295 days ago  ·  link  ·  

Pilsners are a tie with Belgians, for me. Pilsner Urquell, yessir. Most of my other faves are local microbrews.

My girl and I just finished our first batch of homebrew, a “Pilsner”, and it’s an abomination. We’re both beer snobs, luckily, it’s not just me.

kleinbl00  ·  2295 days ago  ·  link  ·  
am_Unition  ·  2295 days ago  ·  link  ·  

We just had a $100 starter kit and followed their recipe. My biggest transgression was buying distilled water, which I thought would be a safer bet than spring water, until we tasted some of the water after brewing and realized that it tasted weird. Turns out that we’re conditioned to prefer the taste of minerals. Makes total sense. I’m dumb.

kleinbl00  ·  2295 days ago  ·  link  ·  

Ahhh, yes. The starter kit.

Were you to try again, go for an ale. They're easier to make by far.

oyster  ·  2295 days ago  ·  link  ·  

You know what’s funny ? There’s so many Europeans that rag on our light “piss” beer this side of the world but they love that shit, they order round after round. Or maybe I just serve the most unself aware people you’ll ever meet. One was surprised I was Canadian because I looked beautiful in a European way, he thought it was wild that Canada was full of Canadian women who were beautiful in a European way. Probably drank some “piss” beer after that.

Quatrarius  ·  2295 days ago  ·  link  ·  

bud and coors etc

kleinbl00  ·  2295 days ago  ·  link  ·  

hey at least you're a cheap date!

Quatrarius  ·  2295 days ago  ·  link  ·  

i'm easy to please

tacocat  ·  2295 days ago  ·  link  ·  

IPA is the gin of beers. Loved by people who consider punishment enjoyable because hey, my taste buds are unimportant and I need to look cool

am_Unition  ·  2295 days ago  ·  link  ·  

I love that there's an IPA called "palate wrecker", at least they're not pulling any punches

OftenBen  ·  2295 days ago  ·  link  ·  

I feel like IPA is getting the same treatment now that scotch got for decades.

I still can mostly only taste ashtray when I taste scotch but I am told that there are other flavors to be had.

am_Unition  ·  2295 days ago  ·  link  ·  

I guess it tastes less like ash when you’re smoking cigars in tandem. I’ve done that a handful of times and always found it enjoyable, but I was always in great company, so disentangling the sensation from the circumstances is difficult.

Some IPAs are mildly enjoyable, but I worry that I just like high ABV beers. Belgians, MMMMmmmmmmmm

OftenBen  ·  2294 days ago  ·  link  ·  

I would say that I like the average IPA better than the average Belgian, but a good Belgian will beat a good IPA.

Do you have an opinion on sours?

ButterflyEffect  ·  2294 days ago  ·  link  ·  

There's a lot of shit sours out there. But give me a good Flanders red or Gose and I'll more than happily drink it.

user-inactivated  ·  2294 days ago  ·  link  ·  

If you ever see an Andreson Valley Gose I recommend them. The Kimmy the Yink and The Holy Gose is probably my favorite craft beer ever. Salty and sour with citrus. Weird flavors but great for summer

am_Unition  ·  2294 days ago  ·  link  ·  

I agree with bfx. There are some sours that I enjoy, but I can't ever drink more than one. Pilsners or lagers, though? Line 'em up.