I bought a new whip. It just passed emissions. Now I’m 25th in line at the DMV. May God have mercy on my soul. At least they’re rockin’ “eye of the tiger” UPDATE: what witchcraft is this? How do you go from Survivor to Adelle’s “Hello”??? And now it’s “How to Save a Life” by our friends the Fray. Three songs later. Now I’m 23rd in line. This is going to be a long morning. 
a cute little yellow mini cooper with a white roof and mirrors
cute is good mini coopers run the line between "ugly as sin" and "cute as a cute thing" and the yellow makes it cute you will never be called an asshole if you roll down the street in a mini cooper at least not by women, generally speaking
Fuck 'em chicks dig cute cars. I drove a Dodge Stealth for 15 years and succeeded in impressing an entire generation of teenage boys. buy a Porsche convertible? All of a sudden post-menopausal women start chatting you up. You know what this is? That's womanbane.
Not to be a story topper, but I bought this bad motherfucker last week, and I'm still high about it right now: