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a cute little yellow mini cooper with a white roof and mirrors
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Quatrarius · 2299 days ago · link ·
cute is good mini coopers run the line between "ugly as sin" and "cute as a cute thing" and the yellow makes it cute you will never be called an asshole if you roll down the street in a mini cooper at least not by women, generally speaking
Fuck 'em chicks dig cute cars. I drove a Dodge Stealth for 15 years and succeeded in impressing an entire generation of teenage boys. buy a Porsche convertible? All of a sudden post-menopausal women start chatting you up. You know what this is? That's womanbane.
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