Skateboard you're thinking of: Skateboard we're talking about: Skateboard you're talking about: Skateboard under discussion: Skateboarding is not a crime. Longboarding is also not a crime, but also serves an entirely different purpose. Covering a distance on a skateboard can be done but isn't the primary purpose. Covering a distance on a longboard is most of the game. Braking on a longboard is a slightly different affair as a lot of the time, you shouldn't. Note that I eat shit a lot. I would eat shit immediately were I to slide out, and I would eat shit promptly were I to ride sidewinders. As such, were I to attempt to imitate this man on the slide out I would eat shit before I got two feet on the board.
Ah. Right. This is my last skateboard: https://www.ebth.com/items/1393334-vintage-makaha-usa-skateboard I never understood the stupid, tiny, noisy wheels. Totally useless for riding. My skateboard was transportation. And in my day, longboards were closer to 5 or 6 feet long, you laid down on them on your back, and bombed hills. Times have apparently changed.
You can buy 5' longboards. They're uncommon. I find the build quality on Kahuna to be lacking. My understanding is that the tiny wheels keep you closer to the ground while also allowing you to turn tight, which is necessary for tricks, which is something longboards don't do, which is why some people put sidewinders on longboards, which requires a lot better balance than I'll ever have. People have been known to do dumb things to get lower.