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comment by kleinbl00

That's fine.

List five movies you love and why and five movies you hate and why. I'm willing to bet you won't surprise me. There's a long list of anime that I wouldn't recommend because some of it is straight-up freaky and I'm not gonna suggest Takashi Miike to people that I don't think are well within the parameters of liking a Miike film, but no one is suggesting you watch something that wasn't legit on broadcast television.

It comes down to trust. Do you have reason to trust my recommendations? Yes. Do you have reason to distrust my recommendations? Not as of yet. And it's not like I'm asking you to jump out of a plane. And it's not like you started this discussion with "but don't recommend anything with bananas in it because I have a phobia." And it's not like the stuff that's a little weird I didn't put straight up front:

    and then we follow a band of guerillas as they try to find their pickup point while also discovering that most of humanity doesn't much mind oppressive alien domination. Also one of the fighter pilots is a transvestite lounge singer named Yellow Belmont because Japan.

But keep in mind: That was deemed so innocuous that it was shown to American kids after school on broadcast television. So if that's some sort of bizarre trigger warning for you, that's the sort of thing you want to disclose ahead of time. Like I did.

Here's what you outlined:

    here's a lot of things that turn me off, needlessly drawn out plotlines (Dragonball Z and Initial D come to mind), overly sentimental characters (what's with an emotional monologue in the heat of battle?), weird shit with teenage kids, over the top violence, sex, and gore that arguably doesn't have artistic merit, etc.

So. Either you trust me to not recommend something with "over the top violence, sex and gore" or you don't.

And if you don't, why even ask?





user-inactivated  ·  3136 days ago  ·  link  ·  

I love A LOT of movies, of all sorts of genres from westerns and heist films to comedies to indy films with certain attributes that make them good, even if they're a bit hard to pin down. Here's a list of five that I picked by staring at my DVD shelf and just going with whatever stood out to me.

Yojimbo / A Fistful of Dollars – For all intents and purposes, I put these films together almost all the time, as one is pretty much a direct remake of the other. I absolutely love them both though, and think they're two of the best examples of their genres, Samurai Stories and Westerns. The protagonist is strong willed, a skilled fighter, and a surprisingly compassionate person. He uses his wits to not only navigate around a difficult situation in a small town, but navigate it in such a way that he comes out on top. In both films much the supporting cast feel very fleshed out and believable, making you as a viewer that much more concerned about not what just happens to the hero, but everyone involved. Both films are wonderfully paced and beautifully shot. The fact that they're over 50 years old at this point but don't feel a bit dated to me is a testament to how well they were made.

Lawless – I am going to admit right off the bat that this movie isn't anything spectacular, but it's not awful either There are two things about this movie though that I absolutely love. I absolutely love the overall theme of the character Jack Bondurant stepping out his older brothers' shadows, learning to become a man of value in his own way on his own terms. Instead of muscles, he uses his brains. Instead of playing it safe, he tries something new and takes risks in hopes of a big payoff. At the same time, he falls victim to his own hubris and it comes to bite him in the ass. The other thing I love about this movie? The villain, Charlie Rakes. He's scum. Creepy, violent, nasty, weird, scum. Watching this movie with the scenes he's in is so cathartic because he's just so, so enjoyable to hate and despise. This movie is pretty violent though, very brutal and realistic, but it fits in the context of the film and the story being told, so I don't feel it's gratuitous or over the top. Though, I do think it could be have been toned down a notch or two without much being lost.

Smokey and the Bandit – This movie is '70s camp and light hearted action done perfectly. Every character is enjoyable in their own way and all of the actors have great comedic timing and chemistry with each other. While the camera work doesn't strike me as anything really revolutionary, they did an amazing job just capturing the thrill and the feeling of an amazing car, The Bandit Trans AM. It definitely feels dated and it definitely feels like it's a product of its time, but that doesn't in any way take away from this movie at all. It's just fun, fun, fun.

The Rocketeer – There have been a lot of films through the years with classic pulp themes, from loved classics like Indiana Jones to dud adaptations like The Phantom. The one that sticks out to me the most as my favorite (not the best though, I think Indy probably gets that title) is The Rocketeer. There is so much I love about this movie, from the set design to props and costumes to the casting to the overall pace of the film as the story unfolds. The story itself is great, but the overall feel and tone of the movie really makes it memorable for me. When I first learned that Joe Johnston was going to direct the first Captain America movie, I got excited as hell and I knew he was going to do the material justice, all because of how wonderful I feel The Rocketeer turned out to be.

Frank – Someone told me there's a deeper, underlying spiritual element to this film. I've watched it twice and haven't figured it out for myself yet, but I'll take his word for it. The message I pull away from it though, is that it's more important to embrace who you are and run with it than it is to sell out and try to be successful. Underlying messages aside, I absolutely love it for the characters involved and how they all interact with each other and how they're each fucked up and flawed in their own little ways.

Other movies worth mentioning, Alien, Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels, Nine Queens, Drive, The Good, The Bad, The Weird, The Fifth Element, and way, way more. Seriously, I fucking love movies.

Movies I hate. I've seen some bad movies. More than my fair share. The world of film is full of junk like The Day After Tomorrow and Without a Paddle. There are some movies though, that are arguably quite good, but just aren't my cup of tea for some reason or another, for example I think that Christopher Nolan's Batman trilogy is pretentious and poorly written.

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon – God. I wanted to enjoy this movie so bad, even watching it at two separate times in my life. It has a lot going for it on paper, being a critically acclaimed operatic story with some very deep themes. It's beautifully shot, well written, and is a perfect example as to how Eastern Cinema can potentially offer great films that the Western World can appreciate, both in terms of critical acclaim as well as financial success. That said, it's also incredibly dense and incredibly dull. The fact that I've seen this movie twice and can barely remember much of it says a lot as to how hard it was to pay attention and I love foreign films and martial arts films, though I'll readily admit Wuxia films aren't always my thing.

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre Remake – Even though the horror genre isn't my cup of tea and I very rarely watch them, I'm willing to admit that there are movies in the genre that have artistic merit. I don't think this film is one of them. It is obscenely violent, gory, and senselessly cruel and I think instead of aiming to scare people through excitement and suspense, it aimed to scare them through miserable scenes and images. It's been over a decade since I've seen this movie and to this day I still regret it.

M.A.S.H. – I love comedies and satires of all decades, from the Marx Brothers films to films like Airplane and Hot Shots to more recent films like The Hangover. I love M.A.S.H. the television series. I really, really wanted to love this film, but I didn't. The whole thing though felt like one big, disconnected mess. To me, it just seemed to wander, with no real big picture or goal in mind. It's not a bad film, it just didn't do it for me. In my mind, it'll always be that movie where a bunch of war surgeons did a bunch of random things until everyone decided to get together and play football.

Full Metal Jacket – I'm not going to lie. I stopped watching this movie immediately after Pyle's suicide scene in the bathroom. Emotionally, this movie was just way too much to handle. I think that's actually a pretty good testament to Kubrick's ability to tell a story.

American Gangster – I would arguably call this a good film. The story is compelling, it's well shot, wonderfully paced, captures the feel of the period very well, and overall it's just very well done. I don't think though, that I can honestly say I enjoyed it. None of the characters felt emotionally compelling to me to where I was concerned about who they were, what they were doing, and what was going to happen to them. Similarly, there is a very real, developing plot throughout the film, but the whole time it seems like less of a story and more like just a series of events. I hate to sound pretentious as fuck here, but to me it felt very competently made but also very bland. I don't want bland from my movies. If I want bland, I'll eat a bowl of white rice flavored with salt and a touch of butter.

As for the recommendations, I do trust you, very much so and I do very much value your input. So much so that when you recommend stuff to other people, I often find myself opening a tab to see what you're talking about. I think though, that in my mind, my asking for recommendations isn't a social obligation on my part to check everything out. If I did, I'd never have enough time to read everything, see everything, and listen to everything that people tell me to check out. To me, recommendations, like review websites and story synopsis, are a tool for me to investigate whether I should invest further time looking into something. So that's part of why I ask.

The other part though, it's a huge part of why I post on Hubski in the first place. I like to see what discussions come out of the questions that are asked and the things that are shared. Look at this thread alone, where you've gone on to discuss the merits of both The Matrix as well as Star Wars in the world of sci-fi. Hell, look at my camera thread from just a bit back, where we talked about Edwin Land and his contributions to America during The Cold War. Conversations like that, to me, are much, much more important than me spending and afternoon in front of the television. Conversations like that lead to discovery and learning, the broadening of horizons, and most importantly, developing relationships with your peers based upon shared interests. I could easily google the top ten critically acclaimed anime cartoons of each decade and go from there. But I don't want to, because I can't converse with google. I can converse with you though and everyone else on Hubski and I think that's more important than anything.

kleinbl00  ·  3135 days ago  ·  link  ·  

It may interest you to know that I, too, find Nolan's Batman trilogy to be poorly-written. I also have minimal patience for most Altman films (MASH was filmed without a script, BTW) and I would dismiss the schlock horror/gore genre out-of-hand. Most people give up on Kubrick in the 3rd act, not the 2nd, but it's easy to argue that the most important parts of FMJ are finished with Pyle. I've never made it more than 20 minutes into Crouching Tiger but it's a rare Kurusawa I don't enjoy (couldn't quite make it through Ikiru, feel guilty about it, will try again some time).

And you're right - they're just movie recommendations. But they're just movie recommendations. When you frontload it like this:

    Can I be honest? I'm gonna be honest here. I will fully admit that I intentionally glossed over those particular titles. All three of those cartoons seem really and uncomfortably weird to me and I didn't want to hurt your feelings or feel like I was snubbing your suggestions. It's like someone telling me that I need to see Eraserhead or A Clockwork Orange because they're classic cinema, but I've seen bits and pieces of both and know enough of both that I'd be extremely uncomfortable watching them and wouldn't appreciate them. I feel the same is true for those three titles from what I read about them on Wikipedia. I'm sorry. :/

You'd think I'd asked you to accept Ctulhu as your one true savior or tried to sell you some Amway products. More than that, you're acting as if I've thrown some horrendous curveball your way and I'e made you uncomfortable by doing so. But worst of all, you didn't ask me if I'd thrown some horrendous curveball your way - "lol these look kinda weird are you sure?" - you're acting as if I tried to sneak a Peter Greenaway film into your rotation because I've decided you need to be a cinema aesthete and you were too shocked to bring it up.

So if you "like to see what discussions come out of the questions that are asked and the things that are shared", here's what comes out of them. When you double down on prudish horror at the suggestion of one series over another, rather than try to have a discussion about something you're unsure about, the discussion becomes about the discussion rather than the movie.

'cuz see, we could have a hell of a discussion about Madoka Magica. Instead we're sitting here acknowledging that we both probably liked Ran.

LET'S BE PERFECTLY CLEAR: 90% of anime is pure shit. I'd say 50% of the anime that most americans love is pure shit. Dragonball? Shit. Pokemon? Shit. Fullmetal Alchemist? Well... I gave it about ten episodes and I was pretty goddamn unimpressed. Attack on Titan? Truly the fuckin' emo scenekids of kaiju anime. So when you ask for anime, my response is mostly going to be "here is a carefully-curated list of things I don't think are shit." Madoka, on the other hand, is a fucking physical anomaly. I'm not entirely sure how it got made. It's as if Tata somehow produced a GT40. You'd want a motorsports fan to know that. Hell, you'd want someone with a passing interest in cars to know that.

And you'd be pretty fucking weirded out if they ran away screaming "Behind me satan!"

So yay broadening horizons and boo shitting down the neck of people who are trying. Watch whatever the fuck you want to watch but do me a solid and try not to paint me up as the weirdo for answering the recommendations you specifically asked me for.

briandmyers  ·  3135 days ago  ·  link  ·  

    90% of anime is pure shit

Sturgeon's Law almost always applies.

user-inactivated  ·  3135 days ago  ·  link  ·  

You know, I think at this point this isn't a healthy conversation for us to have. We're not seeing eye to eye and all we're doing is making each other upset. We have a lot in common and a lot we enjoy sharing with each other and I don't want to jeopardize that over this thread. Let's call it a day, take a breather for a bit, so we can continue going about life as friends.