There's a whole book full of these: "Non Campus Mentis" or "Ignorance is Blitz"

Here's a few of them:

"Zorroastrianism was founded by Zorro. It was a duelist religion." "Roman senators wore purple tubas as a sign of respect" "Martin Luther nailed 95 theologians to a door"

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/578176/posts The book's here: http://www.amazon.com/Ignorance-Blitz-Mangled-Moments-Studen...

This is one of the funniest things that i have ever read.

Liberalism used to mean balance and restraint. Nobody has all of the power, so nobody can abuse it. It's the worst system, except for all the others. I want balance in power between employees and employers, between citizens and government, and between the law and the Citizen. Democracy is just a balancing mechanism designed to produce about the type of government most people want. If you don't like it, move somewhere where people think like you.