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New CIA Torture Program Concert Series Brings Metallica Into Black Sites To Play 72-Hour Sets
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OftenBen
theonion.com
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Nation's Girlfriends Unveil New Economic Plan: 'Let's Move In Together'
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Apologetic Nurse Informs Man Having Heart Attack There’s About An Hour Wait Until Next Covid Patient Dies
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Police Warn Asian Americans To Be On Guard For More Random, Motiveless Attacks
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mk
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The Hard Times | It’s Often More Long Term Feasible To Compromise With the Machine
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Quatrarius
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The Hard Times | My Son Uses Gender Neutral Pronouns And I Respect His Identity
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New Aetna Wedding Registry Lets Guests Purchase Medical Procedures Couple Picked Out
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OftenBen
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Mr. Trump Gives Jon Voight A Medal
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ISIS Adds Few Violent White Supremacists In Bid To Get U.S. To Rescind Terrorist Designation
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Trump Ramps Up Attacks On John McCain By Dragging Senator’s Exhumed Corpse Behind Motorcade
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Controversial Puppy Bowl Star Shits During National Anthem
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tacocat
theonion.com
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A group of local crust punks selflessly offered to help furloughed “bootlicking peons of the bloated and immoral federal government”
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Prego Marketing New Marinara As ‘The Premiere Sauce For The #MeToo Moment’
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OftenBen
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Alex Jones Warns Fans Quitting His Supplements Cold Turkey Can Lead To Homosexuality, Judaism
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tacocat
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Ivanka Trump Distraught After Learning Detained Migrant Children Completely Without Sewing Machines
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tacocat
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Study Finds Link Between Being Struck By Cream Pie, Diminished Social Standing
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OftenBen
theonion.com
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Man Prefers Comic Books That Don’t Insert Politics Into Stories About Government-Engineered Agents Of War
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The Season Of Giving: 5 Other Men Who Live In A Workshop Full Of Deer You Can Leave Milk And Cookies Out For
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Quatrarius
clickhole.com
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Reince Priebus Forced Back Into Ancient Puzzle Box
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kleinbl00
theonion.com
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Trump Voter Feels Betrayed By President After Reading 800 Pages Of Queer Feminist Theory
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New Bomb Capable Of Creating 1,500 New Terrorists In Single Blast
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ButterflyEffect
theonion.com
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GOP Makes Good On 2009 Promise To Block President’s Healthcare Bill
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Women’s Strike A Sobering Reality Check For Subway Masturbator
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OftenBen
theonion.com
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Secret Service Adds Emotional Protection Division To Safeguard Trump’s Psyche
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xygarde
theonion.com
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Biden Sadly Realizes This Could Be Last Time He Throws Lit Firecracker Into Press Conference
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camarillobrillo
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Study Finds Controlled Washington, D.C. Wildfires Crucial For Restoring Healthy Political Environment
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OftenBen
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Biologists Discover Billions Of Missing Bees Living Anonymously In Sacramento
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ButterflyEffect
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Clickhole: An Oral History of the 1998 Major League Baseball Home Run Chase
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Quatrarius
clickhole.com
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The Onion predicts the future yet again
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Sweetie, As You Get Older, Your Body Becomes More Shameful
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Quatrarius
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