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Devac  ·  22 days ago  ·  link  ·    ·  parent  ·  post: Pubski: October 30, 2024

    any formulation of forklift theory not invoking BAC and distance to nearest accessible bathroom will be rejected by the warehouse technician community.

There's an empirically-confirmed, cargo-independent statistical coincidence of bathrooms and charging stations limiting the forklift's half-life. Both forklift operator and forklift operator operator are confined by the cargo potential anyway, so it's implicitly included in the calculation.





am_Unition  ·  22 days ago  ·  link  ·  

You know I'll bet you are an operator operator, actually. That's what we call managers here in the forking class, you probably don't know that. I'll bet even your dad didn't drive forklifts.

I'm out of here

Devac  ·  22 days ago  ·  link  ·  

    operator operator

Like it's somehow my fault that capitalism is based on fermions rather than bosons.

am_Unition  ·  22 days ago  ·  link  ·  

you can't breed a bozo with a moron and then expect the kid to succeed, I don't care how little the thing weighs. Again, just so out of touch

Devac  ·  22 days ago  ·  link  ·  

Actually, morons are gluons, and therefore already massless vector bosons. In QCD, moron gluon sticks around, dizzy from all that spin and loops, unless made inert with either a barticle, lotto kiosk neutrino, or anything that carries cold beer-flavour.

am_Unition  ·  22 days ago  ·  link  ·  

Ah, that's true. That's all true. It's been a while since I revisited the fundamentals of this thing we just made up, I'll admit.

    flavour

top of the strange to you, charmed I'm sure

edit; american quarks are like "what's up? wanna throw down? ..bottom quark, huh?"