I am fairly obsessed with Glorb. I do not understand Glorb. As a number of people on Xitter pointed out, the effort expended so greatly exceeds anything reasonable for shitposting that you have to take it seriously. It is internally consistent, chronologically sound and represents multiple styles and voices. I don't know. I hate Spongebob. This is not a musical style I spent much time listening to. And yet.
Apropos of nothing, Glorb has been essentially outed publicly as the semi-famous YNG Martyr Glorb did an interview a few months ago with MoistCritikal, a super famous youtuber, and the internet did its usual sleuthing and compared shots from Martyr's social media and videos to the interview and it seems to line up. If YNG Martyr isn't himself Glorb, its his producer or someone very close to him. That being said, in his latest song 'Guapanese' he drops the line 'I got two acts like I'm Miley C, Miley C' which most people have taken to be an admission that he's Glorb.