Every now and then the popular Fox pundits will cut to a very rehearsed teleprompter reading from the mealworm, in studio H. He reads so well! Everybody knows he can read. The cool kids in Studio A read a lot, too, so why is the poor (but VERY talented) mealworm corralled to meal about seven studios down? The mealworm is working up the courage to call Rupert's direct line and ask. It is hard, being a mealworm.
Never read it. My book ends with a mealworm realizing his lot in life. His biggest (and final) impact is to ruin someone's sandwich inside of a ZipLock bag. I'm just going to keep going, thanks. #TrumpismAsEntomology This is Mr. Two Caterpillars: If you can identify which of the 12 thumbnails have two angry caterpillars, you can also learn anger. It's CAPTCHA. But you can learn anyway if you misclick or miscount or mistype, it's not a dealbreaker. I have to attack his appearance b/c there are ABSOLUTELY NO LOGICAL SHORTCOMINGS from mr. 2 ctrplrs WHATSOEVER, AND HE WOULD TOTALLY ACKNOWLEDGE THAT RHETORIC AND PRESENTATION PALES IN COMPARISON TO RAW FACTS