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comment by c_hawkthorne

Clearly you need to, piece by piece, reassemble the rest of the tank and use it to go grocery shopping and shit.





kleinbl00  ·  1206 days ago  ·  link  ·  

I am inordinately fond of this idea. Unfortunately Soviet armor was built around the idea of "lighter" so that they could design their bridges to not bear the weight of American armor. That way they didn't have to blow up their bridges in case NATO decided to advance east; they could use their infrastructure, but the Americans couldn't.

"Lighter" unfortunately translates to "smaller" and the height cutoff for Soviet armor crews is four inches shorter than I am.

I had great sadness when I discovered this.

c_hawkthorne  ·  1206 days ago  ·  link  ·  

I mean if you're really committed, you could just cut your feet off...

kleinbl00  ·  1206 days ago  ·  link  ·  

I like the way you're thinking.

ThurberMingus  ·  1205 days ago  ·  link  ·  

KB, it's time to settle down and live vicariously through your child.