This house looks like its basement has a second secret basement with dirt floors and missing children. This house looks like the original owner's mutant son, Cyrus, has been living here eating rats to survive for 25 years after murdering his family. This house looks like where the girl from the grudge spent her semester abroad. This house looks like it gained sentience after the groundskeeper had his still-beating heart interred into the foundation during a satanic ritual. This house looks like a careful scientific analysis would reveal the drywall to be made of powdered human bones and the popcorn ceilings made of mysteriously preserved ground meat of dubious origins. If someone gave me an unlimited budget and six months, I still don't think I could make a house look this murdery.
What does the tooth fairy do with all the teeth? Presses then into the ceiling. Once they're painted over no one can tell it's not popcorn.
