I just convulsed so hard I fell out if bed and left a giant rug burn on my head. See y'all in the ER. Update* Discharged in one piece with followup orders. No obvious brain damage or chemical trace of seizure. Followup orders with neuro, sleep medicine and cardiology because my blood chemistry keeps indicating increasing damage to heart tissue. I look like a 50 year old cheeseburger and cigar aficionado halfway through his last big heart attack chemically.
Good thing there isn't any obvious brain damage, but still sounds like a rough situation. Hopefully those followups lead to something good.
Can I get a chainsaw update? This isn't a joke, I have chainsaw'd before, and I found it to be supremely satisfying. If the chainsawing is not the "project in the works", I wanna hear about whatever it is.