Ah, I wish I knew it well enough to do it justice! She hiked a portion of the Appalachian Trail last summer with our cousin and some of my cousin's friends. At some point in bumfuck Pennsylvania, while looking for a cheap place to lay their heads, they stumbled onto a nudist colony / resort. They're family, so no one elaborated on the nudity except to clear the air about some misconceptions! Apparently nudist colonies are not very sexy, and eventually you just get desensitized to the nudity. Apparently nudists also know how to drink? Like, prolifically. They had a bar on the property, and for some reason or another people kept buying the group drinks.

I think the place must've been a cafe during the day, because my sister claims she just walked off with the mug while drunk and found it in her pack the next day! I know my sister, though, and I have to assume she got sticky fingers after all the night's celebrations

Ah well, judge not lest ye be judged. And this mug is huge - it's hard to be a concerned older brother when the porcelain is this choice

Keeping in mind the spirit of 'judge not lest ye be judged', here's the snapchat I sent to some friends this morning :)