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kingmudsy  ·  1782 days ago  ·  link  ·    ·  parent  ·  post: So Let's Assume Life Continues . . .

Every year the PM leads a ritualistic blood-letting, and all the anger pours out from each canadian in the form of maple syrup. They bottle it and distribute their soul's malfeasance to other nations. The residual bad-vibes are soaked up by the naturally hate-absorbent Canada Geese, and it is rained down upon the US as they 'migrate' (read: fumigate) over our heads.

(Real answer: I have a theory about harsh climates naturally leading to particularly hospitable cultures. I haven't done enough research to back it up, but it seems like places that are Snowy or Hot or Hard-To-Live-In tend to have really friendly people.)





goobster  ·  1782 days ago  ·  link  ·  

You are on to something with the Harsh Climates Breed Nice People Hypothesis.

When Mother Nature can fuck you up with no warning and at a moment's notice, you start to being nice to others as a matter of course... you may need to shelter in their unlocked car from a bear, or borrow supplies, or rely on a neighbor to help dig out the snow in front of your door...

lil  ·  1751 days ago  ·  link  ·  

about the maple syrup, I heard an expression the other day on the radio. Someone was talking about how wonderful Canada is. The reply was, "C'mon, let's not maple-wash everything."

Like other countries, Canada has a less than admirable side. Let's not maple-wash everything.

lil  ·  1782 days ago  ·  link  ·  

yup, ultimately we shovel our walks and our neighbours as well if we can. But doesn't everyone? There is often an excess of kindness being tweeted out to anyone in distress -- sincerely, with offers to help.

kingmudsy  ·  1782 days ago  ·  link  ·  

Can't speak for the rest of the world, but we shovel our neighbor's walks in the midwest! Dad used to drive a big fuck-off truck, and we'd drive around town during blizzards to pull people's cars out of drifts. Haven't done it since that rust-bucket bit the bullet, though. We've finally acknowledged that 'Nebraska Nice' doesn't bring in tourists, but it's still a way of life :)

lil  ·  1782 days ago  ·  link  ·  

I love that you'd drive around pulling people's cars out of drifts.

My retirement plan used to include buying a bobcat snow pusher and clearing people's sidewalks all over the neighbourhood. Now, I'm not so sure.