> A spirit turtle waddles towards the pearly gates, looking up through his glasses at St. Peter: "Oh-a, ahello! ah-hello?" > "Yes, Mitch?" > "A-welluh, see I was a-wantin' ta join in a-heaven. ah-Course. " > "Mitch, I think we need a li-" the writer refuses to Kentucky fry the next paragraph prior to contract negotiations > "Well, of course I had to commit treason against Jesus's favorite nation, I was up for re-election, and my constituents don't understand the criminality at hand because we Great Senators partnered with the most powerful media network ever created so that we don't have to explain nothin' to them. More importantly, we were all so scared that her email-" > Mitch begins to fall through the platform. Didn't know that about screenplay pacing standards, btw. Good stuff.And Republican senators, who will ultimately decide whether the president remains in office, are in turn exquisitely sensitive to the opinions of Trump’s base.
People forget that the Pulitzer Prize is named after the guy who created the Spanish-American War. Journalists might be great but the families that profit off of them are a lot less glorious than they would have us believe.
I never visit FoxNews, but I have in the last couple of days out of curiosity. "Plot twist?" is about as innocuous as you can get.
Right now, the largest graphic is a pixelated screenshot of Bill Maher taken from a video, with the focus on a Maddow diss, but also some quotes from Maher about how he thinks Dems should chill with impeachment ambitions. Because, as you know, Bill and Fox have enjoyed a very long friendship together (they hate each other), and thus respect one another views. sense made: 0 ¢
I actually took the minutes to read that article. Man, is that what brainwashing looks like?