- Kanye West is not Picasso,
I am Picasso.
Kanye West is not Edison,
I am Edison.
I am Tesla.
Jay-Z is not the Dylan of anything,
I am the Dylan of anything.
I am the Kanye West of Kanye West,
The Kanye West of the great bogus shift of bullshit culture,
From one boutique to another.
I am Tesla,
I am his coil,
The coil that made electricity soft as a bed.
I am the Kanye West Kanye West thinks he is,
When he shoves your ass off the stage.
I am the real Kanye West.
I don't get around much any more,
I never have.
I only come alive after a war,
and we have not had it yet.
Did you hear about 'Ye's proposal that Trump ditch Airforce 1 in favor of iPlane 1, a hydrogen powered megaplane that would be made by Apple? 'Ye stole the graphics he presented from a student that studied design, although the student had no intention of invoking Apple as the manufacturer or Hydrogen for the energy source. I really wish I just made all of that up.