Wow, no TV I can understand, but no Internet? I'd feel lobotomized, the internet is my outboard memory. Anyway, good luck and hope you get things sorted soon :)
I guess if you've never spent hours reading about things you didn't even know you didn't know and being continuously amazed and stimulated intellectually by random stories and insights... You wouldn't know you were missing out.
On the other hand, your new man isn't spending his time looking at funny pictures and masturbating to porn.
On the other hand he still gets off to dirty mags and the DVDs that come inside them. I haven't ever really looked at those before and it is downright hilarious how airbrushed they are. They're more computer generated than human!
He's 28. He's just not an internet nerd. It's so different! He's great though. And we go outside and DO things. :P
Porn really is ludricous when you step back and look at it.