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You know in middle school when all the girls wrote "LYLAS" and "Don't ever change" in your crummy overpriced yearbook? Well, chyea, when it came to me I know they absolutely meant it. I'm pretty sure what I'm saying is this is about the humor level of a middle schooler, but hey, fun is fun, ain't it? ______ I ordered takeout it was a Friday night I needed shrimp lo mein to start the weekend right i started salivating and scared the delivery man But then I tipped him five whole bucks And that's about when my weight got away from me Nobody likes you when you smell that greasy But I'm still more enthused about pork fried rice What the hell's a recipe? My friends say I should eat more veggies I get delivery I get delivery