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_refugee_  ·  2582 days ago  ·  link  ·    ·  parent  ·  post: Quick, write a poem or some song lyrics.

You know in middle school when all the girls wrote "LYLAS" and "Don't ever change" in your crummy overpriced yearbook? Well, chyea, when it came to me I know they absolutely meant it.

I'm pretty sure what I'm saying is this is about the humor level of a middle schooler, but hey, fun is fun, ain't it?

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I ordered takeout

it was a Friday night

I needed shrimp lo mein

to start the weekend right

i started salivating

and scared the delivery man

But then I tipped him five whole bucks

And that's about when my weight got away from me

Nobody likes you when you smell that greasy

But I'm still more enthused about pork fried rice

What the hell's a recipe?

My friends say I should eat more veggies

I get delivery

I get delivery