But.. But evil Russia. Don't do this to me, what am I supposed to do without an evil enemy for Team America (fuck yeah!) to stand up against? Don't you know that the rest of the world is begging for Team America to come save them from the evil Russians? I refuse to believe this. Obama is handsome and well spoken and black, an absolute angel. This must be more Russian treachery. You're a spy aren't you? Are you hacking me you dirty commie bastard?