A while back I asked mk to let me know a song that he thinks should be written. While we were in San Francisco earlier this week he said I should write a song called, "Dr. Huxtable." Here it is, add to it. It's intentionally wide open.
flac, rezzeJ, BLOB_CASTLE, coffeesp00ns, jonaswildman, ecib, ButterflyEffect, steve, ghostoffuffle
lil, I played hockey.
Dr. Huxtable
Dr. Huxtable Where've you been tonight
Wearing your scrubs to bed
I'm seeing double
Dr. Huxtable Made me remove my shoes
He keeps a clean house
I'm seeing double
Dr. Huxtable trained with the foremost surgeons To remove the clothes from us teeny virgins
Dr. Huxtable Says I'm a natural
He sees something in me
My parents are as proud as can be
Cause Dr. Huxtable Makes kings and queens
And his dinner parties last
Until the mornings
He was trained by the foremost surgeons To anesthetize us teenaged virgins
Dr. Huxtable... Wears his mask at night And his hands in white gloves
Never seem to fit him right
Dr. Huxtable Smiles crookedly
And his jokes fall flat when
I can't feel my own feelings
Dr. Huxtable...A friend of mine makes mashup mixtapes of Comedians and Musicians. He tries to make them pithy, like Phyllis Diller and J. Dilla calling it Phyllis Dilla. He did one of Bill Cosby and Sun Ra, not to pithy, just called Bill Ra but pretty dark and creepy. I present to you more Cosby inspired musical Art, Sir I present to you Bill Ra! Maybe Cosby art music could become a genera.
That was awesome. I had a bunch of Cosby audio in there but mixed it out. There was a talk with Theo about how to win back his girlfriend that preceded the laugh track, but I decided the laugh track alone was more effective. There's a "hey, hey, hey," in there somewhere and then the reading rainbow theme at the end.
I wish the last line was: I can't move my hands and legs Bummer. His jokes fall flat when