And the thing is? If you lack the competence to secure a decent seat, you lack the standing to bitch about it. It's like "Look, bitch. I see you playing Candy Crush on your rose gold iPhone 6 plus. Did you know that there's an app that allows you to select your seats at any interval and repeatedly from the minute you purchase your goddamn ticket? Did you further know that since this flight was an unknown plane type until yesterday, ALL the seats were up for grabs 24 hours ago? Finally, did you know that this entire row was empty when I grabbed this seat, thereby ensuring that it's entirely your fault that you're sitting here? So you can have an attitude. And you can be a bitch about it. But my ticket? It says 7A. And yours? It says 7B. So scoot the fuck over and STFU."
You just wrote out my entire internal dialog. For what it's worth, I really like the Delta app. It's simple and easy to use. Seatguru is also awesome. Also, the delta skymiles program doesn't suck. Also, TSA pre is a necessity. Also, hang in their KB. Sound like you're a busy fella right now. I feel ya. I'm traveling so much and getting so little sleep that my body finally called "uncle" and got sick. Need to rest. Kid starts kindergarten soon. Craziness. Need to spend more time w wife and kids. Starting a business is so rewarding but also so very time consuming. We have people flying in to MI from California for the procedure. Pretty neat. Onward!
In order to not pay the TSA directly, and to save $45, I opted for Nexus. 3 month wait, but at least that way I meet with the border patrol, the only arm of the TSA to actually accomplish anything related to terror attacks. Delta and Alaska are in a fare war out of Seattle right now. Delta said "let's share loyalty programs, you guys own the PNW" and Alaska said "sounds great" and then Delta said "we need you to divest of all your alliances in the Pacific Rim because we're Delta" and Alaska said "no" and then Delta said "we will fucking bury you" and Alaska said "game on beyotch" and three years later, Alaska is going big rather than going home. Delta, meanwhile, ruined Northwest, which was ruined by the CEO that Alaska kicked out because he nearly bankrupted the company (whose son was friends with an ex's sister - we used to hang at parties). I'll say this - I've never had a worse time on a plane than Delta, except for America West, except for United, except for Spirit, which actually makes Delta the fourth-worst airline I've ever flown. Alaska, on the other hand, is actually not shitty, particularly depending on the flight. The guy who flies out of LAX friday night at 10:45 has twice said "we've got ten tons of fuel and we're gonna use it all 'cuz it's time to go home" and then we land 45 minutes early.