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fdsa  ·  3234 days ago  ·  link  ·    ·  parent  ·  post: FBI Has Named Hacker allegedly responsible for The Fappening Leaks

Yea, I especially liked his description of first hearing about it and googling for them. I like to imagine someone was like

"Johnson! You're on the big icloud private photo leak case! It's all over the news this morning we need to let people know the FBI is on it!"

"Oh, ok. I heard about that one. So I have to interview a bunch of female celebrities?"

"Yea, we aren't sure how many, start with Jenifer Lawrence, heres here personal cell number. You heard about it? Of course you did Johnson, that's why you're the best. We need to know everything you know, I want a catalog of all the leaked photos, victim's names, everything!"

"uhhhh..... ok. Sure thing boss"