It most often happens when the driver travels between two cities, which means that they have to travel the long, empty roads (a travel between two major cities takes about two to three hours in the Western Siberian region). At some point, the driver's bound to meet a DPS squad.
DPS [deh-peh-EHS] stands for, translated, "Traffic Post Service" is a suborgan of GAI [gah-EE], which stands for, translated, "Governmental Automobile Inspection [Service]" (and interestingly enough, it fits the abbreviation still) and is the part of police force that monitors the roads and punishes those who break the traffic code, both outside and inside towns and cities.
DPS' job is to establish a post at a selected position on the road (hence the name) from which they monitor the traffic activity. It is the DPS officers* who stop you and give you the dreaded and loathed ticket if you broke a law or two.
Needless to say, Russian drivers don't like DPS policemen. If they noticed a post as they drove by (which is a skill in itself, given how DPS policemen are allowed to hide themselves in bushes and the like to monitor the road), they'd often notify drivers going the opposite way by "blinking" them with the headlights twice or thrice. It's a code that people learn from observation or by being told by the more experienced drivers; it's not written down in any documents or driving instructions.
People in Russia are among the most anti-law I've seen or heard of so far. I'm afraid to step into the stereotype territory, but Italians may fit in the same category, given how they, too, are quite proud of their Mafia.
It doesn't mean that Russians like to break laws - it mostly means that they don't mind them as long as nobody's there to point it out to them. It means speeding on highways beyond the speed limit (and buying the speedometer detectors, which are legal in Russia), crossing the road where there's no pedestrian crossing, finding ways to not pay for public transportation ticket ("What do you mean it's not the X route?") and not paying taxes for some sorts of work, among other things I'm not familiar with.
When I worked at the construction site, my first six weeks of work were unofficial, and so the payment to me wasn't declared anywhere (probably ascribed to buying a bit more materials); as such, I received what's called "black payment" (which is analogous in meaning to black market, with "white payment" being taxed over and "grey payment" being a combination of two - so you might make 80k in total, but the organization only pays taxes on the officially declared 30k).
This sort of mentality is well-present in the modern Russia's society. It's not uncommon to see people crossing the road when the red light is up but no cars are around or they're standing on their own red light while the other part of the road is active. I once stood before the red light on a crossing with a DPS squad on the crossroads, their car just a few meters a way. A woman next to me asked why am I not crossing. "There's a red light, don't you see?". She pshawed at the notion, but stood by until the green light was up.
As you may have heard, corruption in the Russian government officials and businessmen is abundant - a result of the same mentality. It's not common to "give vzyatkas" - to bribe - but it happens often enough for everybody to know it. That being said, I was once called as a citizen witness to observe how a corruption case proofs were handled: the investigation service is thorough with the job. All of it is not to say bribes aren't being fought with - it's to say that it's so deeply ingrained in many Russians that it's hard to fight.
All of it may stem from the fact that Russians tend to get things for themselves preferably to giving them to others, sharing or doing for the community. It's not to say that either of those things isn't practiced here - it's to say that selfishness seems to thrive in many families. Another aspect of influence might be the Russian materialism that currently prospers in many minds: people race to have cooler and more expensive things to impress their peers and generally feel better about themselves because they lack the taste of spiritual growth, of integrity, of many qualities that make up a capable human being with strong character. It simply isn't practiced often.
Reasons may vary or combine, but the fact is - material values are more important to many Russians. The law often just stands in the way. No wonder that most of the TV series of Russian production are either about criminals or policemen (or, as they were called before the 2010-something reform, militiamen, pronounced in Russian as [mih-LIH-tsi-yah]).
* Don't call a Russian policeman "officer". They aren't associated with the military in the country, despite having the same rank system.
One proper way to address a policeman on duty is "tovarisch politseyskiy" [toh-VAH-risch poh-lih-TSEY-skiy], meaning "comrade policeman" (you can address any profession or rank in that manner; in fact, this is the only proper way to address a higher-ranked soldier or policeman by a soldier or policeman themselves.
Another, which was deemed "diminishing to the citizens" by the loud-mouth debaters during the discussion of the reform (which was already accepted at the time), is "gospodin politseyskiy" [gos-poh-DIN poh-lih-TSEY-skiy], meaning both "mister policeman" and "master policeman", because the word "gospodin" derives from the word "gospod'" [gos-POD'], which is used to address the Christian god.
You know, reading this, Russia doesn't seem all that different from America. It's a thing here in The States too. It's actually to say "Slow down and pay attention," because it's used for many situations. Cops checking for speeders, an accident or other hazardous conditions ahead, bikers or pedestrians on the side of the road, etc. Yeah. It seems the world over people try to shirk what laws they can, provided the risks and consequences are minimal. I think a lot of cultures have a draw to romantic images of dangerous criminal types, whether they be gangsters such as the Mafia or Yakuza, Pirates, Hackers, Mercenaries, what have you. There are probably a lot of reasons, but I think two of the biggest ones would be that rebels are often viewed as brave and daring, which are admirable traits even for scoundrels. Also, people the world over often feel that laws are restricting and sometimes even oppressive, even when they're logical or just. We all have a desire in ourselves to do whatever we want, whenever we want, and deep down we know it's not in our best interests to actually behave that way. So when we see other people do it, even in fiction, we find it compelling. Here, you don't call a police officer "Deputy" and you don't call a sheriff's deputy "Officer." When in doubt, just use "sir."Russian drivers don't like DPS policemen. If they noticed a post as they drove by (which is a skill in itself, given how DPS policemen are allowed to hide themselves in bushes and the like to monitor the road), they'd often notify drivers going the opposite way by "blinking" them with the headlights twice or thrice. It's a code that people learn from observation or by being told by the more experienced drivers; it's not written down in any documents or driving instructions.
It doesn't mean that Russians like to break laws - it mostly means that they don't mind them as long as nobody's there to point it out to them. It means speeding on highways beyond the speed limit (and buying the speedometer detectors, which are legal in Russia), crossing the road where there's no pedestrian crossing, finding ways to not pay for public transportation ticket ("What do you mean it's not the X route?") and not paying taxes for some sorts of work, among other things I'm not familiar with.
* Don't call a Russian policeman "officer". They aren't associated with the military in the country, despite having the same rank system.
This is a thought I had for a long time now, thanks to what the YouTube commentator Drift0r told his viewers about the US. People seem to have built sky-high barriers between the two nations, even though there's a lot we can learn from each other, including looking at one another and noticing what each nation alone won't in themselves. It's true that the dare most criminals possess is attractive, but given how many of them are on screens in Russia, it's more than just bandit charm: it's Russians cheering for both the idealistically good police and the mindlessly evil lawbreakers (the more if one is as well the other). This is one thing I love about English: you can address any man by using the respectful but not poetic "sir", and any(?) woman - by using "ma'am". Russians use the gender names as tone-neutral and you-based addresses: "Мужчина ([muzh-TSCHI-nah], "man"), pass the cash to the driver, please" or "Женщина ([ZHEN-schih-nah], "woman"), could you not step on my feet?". When you're not young enough for either of those ("women" are females above the age of thirty-something, but I in my 20 years of age am a "man" already), people use "молодой человек" [moh-loh-DOY tscheh-loh-VEHK] ("young man") or "девушка" [DEH-vush-kah] (a name for a young female adult, a rank higher than "девочка" [DEH-votsch-kah], "girl", who's younger than 16 or 18).Russia doesn't seem all that different from America.
When in doubt, just use "sir."
We would call black payment "paying under the table" here in the US. I don't think we have a name for the other two, but many places with cash tips are the same as your grey payment. Credit card tips are recorded, but sometimes it's up to the person being tipped to declare cash tips to be taxed. Yep! Tacking on a "sir" or "ma'am" is usually smiled upon. You can call an older man "sir" and be seen as respectful, while calling a younger man "sir" helps them feel respected and included. I've seen some younger women turn their nose up at being called ma'am because it makes them feel old, but everyone gets a healthy dose of "sir" and "ma'am" from me anyway. Take my respect, dammit!When I worked at the construction site, my first six weeks of work were unofficial, and so the payment to me wasn't declared anywhere (probably ascribed to buying a bit more materials); as such, I received what's called "black payment" (which is analogous in meaning to black market, with "white payment" being taxed over and "grey payment" being a combination of two - so you might make 80k in total, but the organization only pays taxes on the officially declared 30k).
This is one thing I love about English: you can address any man by using the respectful but not poetic "sir", and any(?) woman - by using "ma'am".
To clarify: the grey payment people get and serve is far beyond the scale of tips. "Sir is a term of respect. And you will have my respect - until you abuse it". I wonder how will such addressment live in Russia. Soon, I'll find out.but many places with cash tips are the same as your grey payment.
Take my respect, dammit!
Hey, just want to say Thank You for posting this series, it's really nice to see a Russians view of Russia and also to see someone being a bit patriotic and spreading their love for their country. I'm really enjoying these posts so far and think Russia and the UK have quite a lot in common -- both beautiful countries filled with smart, funny and interesting peoples, and I look forward to seeing more! :)
You're welcome! Feel free to stick around - and give ideas on the topics: I'm growing blinder to the stuff that's different the more I write about it. I wouldn't ascribe my motivation to patriotism - though, I won't deny that a part of me is brainwashed to believe Russia to be great, and powerful, and blah blah blah... Patriotism is a false banner, and I won't stand under it. What drives me is the wish to spread the idea that Russia is more than people in the US are lead to believe through idiotic stereotypes in the modern artistic media. "Oh, Mader Ruhsha is always snowy and cold, da! Vi drink vodka and dance prisyadka! Vaen vi ah bord, vi ride our pet bears!"... Greedy cretins who make money out of people's ignorance. It's a shame to see that ignorance propagated. I wish that every country's representative users would do the same: every country has something they could share that would amaze non-locals. Tell us about the UK, for example! Do #ukbynatives: I'll follow that shit in a moment.
I refuse to believe that this is a false statement. Don't shatter my dreams. I imagine other countries portraying America as either filled with beer-guzzling hillbillies or brutal Wall Street types. I'm sure you've answered this somewhere, but are there any stereotypes that Russians think about Americans (or other countries)?vi ride our pet bears!
Russia is more than people in the US are lead to believe through idiotic stereotypes in the modern artistic media.
Naturally: every rich country has its bigots. There's a... khm, person (he calls himself a journalist, others - satirist, neither's true anymore) on the Russian TV, Mikhail Zadornov, who's made his career mocking Americans and promoting the idea that Russians are special who can do shit no one else has will or heart to do. Since he's the most popular relay of "information" on the American nation, it won't be a stretch to say that Russians believe Americans to be fat, stupid, expansionist and/or warlike, with asshole/moron politicians and government servants (because of the sanctions, Bush the younger and other things of past). There's also the cretinic bigotry towards Germans, because of the WWII (to which Soviet Army had no relation - they led their own, the Great Patriotic/Fatherland War) and how propaganda worked in the USSR. Despite the country being well over their 1930s/1940s sentiment, Russians still prefer to believe Germans to be inferior and aggressive, shouting "Hitler kaput!" at them at many an opportunity. My goodness, do I want to smash those stupid russkies in the face at the moment. But ha-ha, it's so fucking fun, let's call them "fascists" once again!.. Perhaps I should have addressed just how stereotype-driven many Russians seem to be. They still call German-originated movement of Nazional-Sozialism "fascists", because that's what Soviet media called them (in response to the similar movement in Italy, my guess is).are there any stereotypes that Russians think about Americans (or other countries)?
Don't think of Patriotism as being proud about your government. Think of it more about being proud of your culture. It's about being proud of your traditions, your art, and your contributions to the world. It's about loving where you came from and seeing value in your neighbors. Though, you're right to be careful. The line between patriotism and jingoism can become very fine if you let yourself get carries away. Judging from this post, you're doing great so far. I can't wait to see more. Just take heart though, not all of us actually view your nation according to stereotypes.I wouldn't ascribe my motivation to patriotism - though, I won't deny that a part of me is brainwashed to believe Russia to be great, and powerful, and blah blah blah... Patriotism is a false banner, and I won't stand under it.
What drives me is the wish to spread the idea that Russia is more than people in the US are lead to believe through idiotic stereotypes in the modern artistic media. "Oh, Mader Ruhsha is always snowy and cold, da! Vi drink vodka and dance prisyadka! Vaen vi ah bord, vi ride our pet bears!"... Greedy cretins who make money out of people's ignorance. It's a shame to see that ignorance propagated.
I realize that, and I hope that I don't appear to be an ignorant swine that I scold myself. It can be daunting to only see stereotypical Russian characters in the movies hoo alvays tock wid dat stoopeed ecksent, though. I don't want to be judged by that tattooed bandit named Dmitry or Vladimir whom people see all the time on screen. Just like in any nation, there's a wealth of characters to explore and be amazed by. This is almost exactly what I came to believe, and, even if completely untrue, it will take a lot of effort to abolish from my mind - more than I care to serve it. I don't like the notion of patriotism being even somewhat a good reason to do exactly what your mothercountry tells you to do: respect this kind of people, like these ones, hate these ones, salute, cheer and take part in parades... This got so deep into my bones that I started to hate it with the brightest flame. You're right, of course: I'm confusing the two. Despite that, I have to be careful with the words I use to describe myself: a patriot - the kind of patriot people in Russia mindlessly expect me to be - is not what I want to be.not all of us actually view your nation according to stereotypes.
Don't think of Patriotism as being proud about your government.