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cgod  ·  3397 days ago  ·  link  ·    ·  parent  ·  post: I opened my coffee shop yesterday...

    Shit. That sounds like shooting fish in a barrel right there. Have you thought about what you'll do to market to those students? Like maybe an open mic night or something?

Probably by screaming strange things and discounts on YikYak at them. They don't seem like a big open mic crowd.





user-inactivated  ·  3397 days ago  ·  link  ·  

    Probably by screaming strange things and discounts on YikYak at them.

"CAFFEINE BITCHES! COME GET YOURS! 20% OFF YOUR FIRST CUP OF COFFEE! YOU WANT IT CAUSE REDBULL TASTES LIKE SHIT!"

"FUCK CORPORATE AMERICA! TELL STARBUCKS TO SIT ON IT AND SPIN! BUY MY COFFEE INSTEAD!"

"FINALS DRAGGING YOU DOWN? TRY COCAINE! DON'T HAVE ANY? I HAVE THE NEXT BEST THING! MUTHAFUCKINGCAFFEINEDAWG!!!!"

cgod  ·  3397 days ago  ·  link  ·  

Yup, along those lines.

user-inactivated  ·  3397 days ago  ·  link  ·  

You seem to understand the cultural nuances and psychological subtleties of today's youth. I think you have this in the bag.