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The next time IT screws the pooch on managing my windows updates, I'm going to take my desktop into a back alley and disembowel the thing, claiming it kept pestering me about needing a ride to California. #hitchbotvirus, god, so viral RIGHT NOW. Oh, this is almost as good as the time my boss thought he might've caused the heartbleed exploit. "Well, sometimes I do open attachments before I've given the message a once-over..."