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What do you call a deer with no eyes? I have no eye deer. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear. Why did the ocean get arrested? Because it beat up on the shore. Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Cuz then they'd be baygulls ;). What did the cowboy say when he fell off his horse? Ouch. I may think of more later, back to work I go...