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user-inactivated  ·  3445 days ago  ·  link  ·    ·  parent  ·  post: The Intersect Inside the (literal) witch hunt that’s devouring Etsy

Hey, if you can become an ordained minister on the internet these days . . .





user-inactivated  ·  3445 days ago  ·  link  ·  

You've been able to do that for ages. Always wondered if the Universal Life people ever ended up ordaining anyone who didn't just think it would be hilarious to be an ordained minister.

kleinbl00  ·  3444 days ago  ·  link  ·  

They ordained my wife so she could marry a couple friends, and a friend of mine so they could marry me and my wife. They're pretty handy for those of you who don't much cotton to legit preachers and such being a necessity.

Grendel  ·  3445 days ago  ·  link  ·  

I don't know, I seem to remember that in Harry Potter they had some kind of department whose job was to punish unauthorised uses of magic. I wouldn't want crazy women to start showing up at my doorstep and curse me in languages I don't even understand. How would I explain it to my neighbours?

user-inactivated  ·  3445 days ago  ·  link  ·  

"Boy howdy. Those Jehovah's Witnesses sure can't take no for an answer, can they?"