thenewgreen gets my vote. Though I'm sad we didn't see any flaming shots included in the entries. And I'm with kb. Turkey Day grubski should be a showcase of... Something. Maybe personal favorite side-dishes, creative preparation techniques or plating.
Oh fuck yeah. We're eating one of these: instead of one of these: And I'm makin' Pumpkin Yahoo. What the hell is Pumpkin Yahoo, you ask? It's the most white trash interpretation of pumpkin pie I have yet found and it's crack. So. $7/lb turkey with white trash pumpkin "pie." I fucking love Thanksgiving.
The question is why does white trash food taste so good on Thanksgiving, while being so repulsive the remainder of the year? I've been eating sweet potato casserole and that unholy green bean concoction with the fried onions on top my whole life. I wouldn't abide a Thanksgiving without them, but holy shit...put that stuff in front of me on the fourth Wednesday of November, and I'll punch you in the face.
I hate that green bean thing. I do my best to pre-empt it everywhere I can. It's fucking awful. Of course, it wasn't part of my childhood. My must-have is nothing more than tangerines and cranberries run through the meat grinder. The family recipe (which is straight off the back of the Ocean Spray bag) involves oranges and a bunch of sugar; I do tangerines and a healthy splash of cointreau. It still tastes like cranberry-flavored oven cleaner. I eat the entire batch. Nobody else wants any. And I probably make three batches between Thanksgiving and New Year's.