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pseydtonne · 3719 days ago · link · · parent · post: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver: Scottish Independence [15m]
Alex Samond should solve more household problems. Fay Dunwoody, Inverness: "I can't get these stains out of the curtains. Let's face it: my son is a horrid wank. What should I do?" FM Samond: "An independent nation begins with independent youth. Make the spud wash the curtains himself. Also, a YES vote in the Referendum will allow us to fund research in a new generation of environmentally safe surfactants."