Eggcorn. "For all intensive purposes" is one I'm used to but I fell over on the floor laughing when I heard someone say "don't make me your escape goat!" Now if you'll excuse me, these ontrays need some Holland days sauce.
It seems that song lyrics are full of eggcorns. Excuse me while I kiss this guy. -Hendrix Eggcorn. Hold me closer Tony Danza. -Bernie Taupin Eggcorn.
Especially when listening to Elizabeth "Eggcorn" Frazier and any of her bands. Chick makes Mumbles from Dick Tracy sound like James Earl Jones. An ex and I came up with the game of transcribing Cocteau Twins albums while on roadtrips. I found a piece of cardboard off a box of Fiddle Faddle containing the lyrics chainsaws lend pain Sunflowers, Sinn Fein Let's jump along the dam The donkey can take it Love you cinnabon