1. It depends very much on outside variables, but to follow the bent of the question -- no.

2. Again, some research into who exactly I would be freeing might be prudent, but to follow the bent of the question -- yes.

3. Hitler's skull. But I've always kinda wanted a turtle. My roommates have a bearded dragon right now (vaguely similar sort of pet, not sort of animal) and I enjoy it immensely. So I might be prodded into picking up a turtle after I put the skull up.

4. Nope -- oh, the Raiders? Eh why not.

5. Yeah, I mean I'd spend an obsessed 2.99 years listening to seven albums a day, but obviously in the end the pill.

6. No. Not out of a sense of shame but because the whole shebang sounds like too much trouble.

7. One of the animals, probably, depending on the circumstances and what the new species actually are. But of course if I'm practical and don't want to get fired, the president gets first billing. The front page of the Times is a big ol' space, though...

8. Nope. Although that's a brilliant question. Tops the Alice in Chains one considerably.

9. No clue. I'd prefer to go bi...

10. N/A.

11. Finish the movie.

12. I'm fine without, but I think I might pay him to do someone else out of curiosity.

13. The novel that influences 30 percent of readers into homosexuality, of course.

14. Ha!

15. Writing a journal.

16. Of course not. I'm going to make fate try a little harder than that.

17. This one's kind of meaningless. Skip.

18. Is that even worth...?

19. This is a situation that would almost certainly never arise without the influence of alcohol, so making an excuse probably wouldn't even be necessary. I'd let 'em get me back.

20. Neither. In that hypothetical, wouldn't I be the one person who couldn't get much out of either movie?

21. Probably a couple of years earlier (again out of curiosity) just to see what it would've been like with that one girl from high school who got away etc.

22. The debt, I suppose.

23. I'd feel weird.

Well, anyway. Where am I?