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user-inactivated · 3791 days ago · link · · parent · post: Improv Class number 2 - Movie Producers ·
But EVIL JOHNNY TREECUTTER and his merry band of BULLDOZING CORPORATE PIGS have other ideas. They need this giant sequoia for a SATANIC RITUAL involving CAPITALISM.
nowaypablo · 3790 days ago · link ·
BUT WAIT! Satanic Rituals have been patented by Zynga! Evil Johnny Treecutter quietly embezzles cash from the retirement funds of middle class families families, and uses the money to enlist the unstoppable power of Elon Musk, in the fight against corporate patent monopolies. With a swift wave of Elon's gorgeous jawline, the lawsuit is dropped, and the Bulldozing Corporate Pigs happily strike down the tree and murder Genevieve.