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AdMan707 · 3792 days ago · link · · parent · post: Write a poem as fast as you can. No revisions, no caring, just BAM.... Here is my attempt
1. The Odd Request I know you say you love me, You probably know what's best. You're so pretty, I'm so ugly, I feel I can't deny your request. I don't mean to question smugly, I gladly do all the rest. I know I shouldn't let it bug me. Okay, I'll poop on your chest. 2. Ode to Eileen I wish you had a crazy switch. I'd turn it on when we're in bed. And I'd leave it off All the rest of the time. 3. Final Attempt I'm not a very good poet. But I'm good at making rhyme. Bob Dylan wrote a damn fine song, But couldn't play in time. Bobby needs a metronome, I just need instruction. The vacuum cleaner doesn't work, It doesn't get the suction. This is a terrible poem, But it's just one verse. I wrote one about chest poop, So I guess it could be worse.