Children's music is a racket, dude. We could clean up, big time. Case in point- the song you linked, the point at which I took it down, had more plays than all of my "legit" soundcloud songs combined. Not sure whether to be cool with that or depressed. Might've had Eidolons up a while ago. Never got off the ground from my end because it needs some serious investment re. drums, bass, non-electric guitars... basically everything I don't have access to or the wherewithal to play. Lead guitar was my friend/old guitarist. Miss playing with him. Or anybody.
Also, most of my songs have between 10 and 60 plays. The Itsy Bitsy Spider has 100 and 7 downloads (which is 7 more than most). Let's do it. Our kids will dig it and it could potentially pay for their education.
Move to Chapel Hill. I have those things. Let's record children's songs and retire.