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Hey, you'd get your cardio.
...or an excuse to buy a segway. <Walks into kitchen.> "Dammit I forgot my segway." <Walks to bedroom> "Shit, that's right, I left it in the pool room..."
I picture yelling over the intercom to my house staff:
"One fucking thousand dollars to the person that can find my green flip-flops!!! I'm in the... what is this room anyway?! Is this a study? Wait, I have a mounted moose head?! I don't want that. Dammit. I'm in the moose head room. Green flip-flops to the moose head room."