DICTATOR! Just kidding. Wine has legs? You're kidding, right? I knew about the nose and the body, but legs? Is that how it splashes up on the glass or something? Can I say that the wine has "nice gams" and get away with it? I will buy Irony Pinot Noir then. I have had it once before. It is good. I think. I can certainly drink it. I am in like Flynn. I also deeply appreciate that I now am officially having a Date With Hubski this Sunday. Y'all are lucky I have Monday off. Someday I'll install Skype - ha! Someday I'll have a better laptop - and then I'll think about listening to your voices, too. And maybe taking a look at yer ugly mugs.* *I drink my wine out of mugs. Is this not okay? Someone should tell me before Sunday.
A cool little piece on the topic of wine legs: "My wine won't stop crying!"