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thenewgreen · 3978 days ago

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"You lucky son of a bitch, are you serious?"

Ted just looked down at his shoes, he didn't respond.

"Let me see that thing again."

Carlos snatched the letter from Ted's hand

  Dear Theodore Louis Fingerbottom,

  The State has hereby warranted your request for a name change. This change will be
  official upon our receipt of the signed attached document. 

  Sincerely,

  Randall McBiddle Vice President of Onomastics

"So what are you going to change your name to? Smith, Johnson, Miller... you know something more common; or do you want a more badass name like Diesel or maybe a famous name like Kennedy."

Ted looked puzzled, "What are you talking about?"

Carlos stopped walking and said, "your name stupid, what are you changing it to?"

Ted paused and said, "you are now looking at Mr. Rockit Louis Fingerbottom."

Carlos sighed, "You've got to be kidding me, you mean I'm still best friends with a Fingerbottom?"

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_refugee_ · 3977 days ago · link ·

No Irma Fingerbottom?

+discuss+discuss

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thenewgreen · 3976 days ago · link ·

That's in the sequel.

I was bored and felt like making something. I didn't have a guitar handy so I decided to write a little scene. I know it's dumb but it didn't exist and now it does. That's the coolest part of art imo.