Post your nominations best comment that, when taken out of context, is even better in the comment section of this thread.
Please post one nomination per comment so that each can be "voted" on separately.
We will see how this goes. If there are obvious bests then we will roll with those. If we need to have a separate voting thread we will do so next Monday.
Nominations will be open through Friday. Stick the threads so you can continue to check in throughout the week.
Thanks everyone!
links: Best Post · Best Discussion/Debate · Best Comment · Best Comment out of Context
by humanodon 56 days ago · post: Koch brothers’ shutdown just failed hard, and they are pissed | Death and Taxes " That's totally fine. If you're cool with it, own it!"Otherwise though I think there is something to genital massage that is more than just sexualized "jerking off," and that the ensuing interpersonal bond is absolutely desirable.
I nominate this wonderful comment by humanodon. What is that? A woman's face? Still 0 points. What the fuck . . . Edit: apparently it's forbidden to commit seppuku ---------- I would also like to enter myself in the nomination with this comment. if (player = alive) {
if (player.masturbates = true) {
console.log(playerName + "does not get laid.");
} else {
(player.masturbates = false) {
console.log("LIAR.");
}
}
}
This is what I was just looking for. Glad you found it first. JTHipster was a gold mine of great comments.