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theadvancedapes  ·  4002 days ago  ·  link  ·    ·  parent  ·  post: What is this? Who did this?

haha ya, I tried to kill myself too.





humanodon  ·  4002 days ago  ·  link  ·    ·  x 2

Dude, I think I broke this game or something. It won't let me do anything except masturbate. Games should not parallel real life too closely.

user-inactivated  ·  4002 days ago  ·  link  ·  

  if (player = alive) {

       if (player.masturbates = true) {

            console.log(playerName + "does not get laid.");

       } else {

       (player.masturbates = false) {

            console.log("LIAR.");

            }

       }

  }
thenewgreen  ·  3812 days ago  ·  link  ·  

Holy shit that was funny.

havires  ·  3812 days ago  ·  link  ·  

I almost spewed coffee all over my computer from laughing at this.