I just got back from walking my dog and some old cyclist dude (the kind of douche whose bike costs more than a car and who wears a cycling singlet like he's in the Tour de France instead of the Tour de Assface) cussed at me for walking my dog in his way. I'm pretty calm most of the time, but I hate it when people talk shit when they know whoever they're talking shit to, can't confront them about it. My mind was running scenarios of me waiting for him with a large tree limb so I could knock him off his bike and make him say his piece to my face (I know that escalating is not productive and I wouldn't do this at this point in my life). Anyway, "The Page of Extremely Respectable People and Why" made me laugh and let go of what happened much quicker than I might have otherwise. I did not expect to see Michelle Kwan on that list.
I'm actually pleasantly surprised by how kind-of funny parts of this site are. Best part I've found so far? The "100 reasons you'd want to be a vampire page." I managed to find 28 reasons. Haha I am reminded of that "I'm so random!" copypasta though. I didn't even need to remember/dig up this site to cringe whenever I saw that, but...oh man. THe hurts ;)