So... about five months ago I asked uhsguy how to get a playstation and within two months I had a corporation with a resale certificate, a phone tree, eight fake employees and eight Amazon accounts all so I can bot consoles and video cards. Video cards? utterly in the shitter - if you don't think the rank'n'file fully believe Ethereum Proof-of-Stake is right around the corner, go price shop some video cards right now. But hey my losses aren't terrible when you take into account the couple dozen PS5s and Elden Ring Collectors Editions I've scalped.

I bring this up because once you're in for a penny on end-stage capitalism, you're in for a pound, which means there's lots of stuff I can scalp right now. Do I have the first clue how to sell DC Magic cards? No I do not. But my "hit list" gave me the option of sniping nVidia Jetsons, which I did not know was a thing. Apparently you can Raspberry Pi your way through neural nets and AI these days.

So what, exactly, do you do with an experimenter-grade AI processor? Oh, friend.

Now on the plus side? Teddy Ruxpin don't know shit about Michael Jordan. But on the minus side? Teddy Ruxpin don't loop through Google twice and Amazon once to have a conversation about Michael Jordan.

O brave new world that has such people in't