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thenewgreen · 4516 days ago · link ·
Holy shit this is funny! cW, I think you will fully appreciate this. You should actually post it to triple-sequitur.
"One giant ice-cube" and "Well this cocktail dates back to pre-civil war New Orleans" cracked me up.
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forwardslash · 4516 days ago · link ·
Some of the fake cocktails in it are pretty awesome too. Stealing right from a youtube comment:
- A Wilson's Boulevard of Broken Dreams: Single mash gatorade, bitters, smirnoff ice, human tears - Moist Yoga Mat: Hemp vodka, 12 year kombucha, wheatgrass with a coconut water back - Hyphy Hangover: Grape 4 Loko, Peychaud bitters, thizz face - Chewbacca's Jacuzzi: Kashyyyk champagne, muddled slim jim, carbonite rinse- The Avon Barksdale: Hennessy, soda, free range heroin foam
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thenewgreen · 4516 days ago · link ·
Do you have any idea how difficult it is to find carbonite in the US?
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forwardslash · 4516 days ago · link ·
Personally I just wave my glass in the general direction of the Empress Teta system.
Wow. That is hilarious! Also, I could absolutely use that as the jumping off point for a post. I've been meaning to write up something about the frosty divide between bartender and mixologist of late, and this would be a perfect illustration. And, it'll ensure that I see the video enough times that I eventually know all the lyrics. Bonus!