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Who's Up for Chipotle?
by ButterflyEffect

    Wait, you don’t want to join me at Chipotle for lunch? No problem. I get it. You’re a foodie; I’m a foodie, too. I have strong thoughts about sous vide. I eat kale before noon with some regularity. I get it.

    Really, your palate is so refined that you can tell the difference between lettuces even when they’re smothered in sour cream?

    What’s with the line? You don’t have eight minutes?