by ThurberMingus
My mother, benevolent overlord of various whatsapp groups, decided she should read the new terms of service and announced her favorite line is from the disclaimers section:
WE DO NOT WARRANT THAT ANY INFORMATION PROVIDED BY US IS ACCURATE, COMPLETE, OR USEFUL, THAT OUR SERVICES WILL BE OPERATIONAL, ERROR FREE, SECURE, OR SAFE, OR THAT OUR SERVICES WILL FUNCTION WITHOUT DISRUPTIONS, DELAYS, OR IMPERFECTIONS.
https://www.whatsapp.com/legal/terms-of-service/?lang=en